I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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this one is mesome ladies will tell you about a condition called 'vulval vestibulitis', which is basically when your bits get a bit tender and your body, for some reason, registers every touch as 'PAIN'. I suffered from this for a while, caused wholly by a GPs misdiagnosis of something as pedestrian and therefore causing this horrendous side effect.
Vigorous sex becomes the stuff of nightmares.
Ever had a FISSURE in your privates?
*winces from memory*
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:39, Reply)
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