Internal affairs.
Thanks to an abnormal smear test result I'm now a regular visitor to our local hospital's Obs and Gynae department and I've had the rare "priviledge" of seeing my cervix on a large TV screen on several occasions.

On my most recent visit I was feeling charitable and agreed to have a student "sit in" on the whole undignified affair. I thought I was doing my bit for the education of the medical professionals of the future and as she was a girlie I figured she'd be sympathetic to my cause.

How wrong I was! The speculum (for the uninitiated - the stretching device) was unceremoniously shoved in and beaten against my cervix inorder to get a good view. My pink and squishy innards were scraped, stretched and pinched by the embarrased student whilst the disapproving senior Doctor lady tutted from the corner of the room. The pain from her inexperienced mangling was worse than the injections and cutting I'd had to endure on an earlier visit.

To be fair to the poor girl it can't have been very easy as according to the nurse who gave me my very first smear test - I have a "long vagina". A fact of which I'm strangely proud.

No more students doctors for me.

Length? I can take it, even though it's my first time...
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