I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
(
rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
« Go Back
Twanging One's Banjo....is when an uncut young man, rips the part of his foreskin from the place where it attaches at the base of the glans penis(bell, helmet, whatever)
It usually coincides with an episode of vigorous sexual intercourse. Consequently, the engorged member bleeds profusely!
I did it aged 18 and thought I'd bleed to death, and/or never use the spam javelin again.
Happily it recovers quickly. It's very common, a number of my mates experienced the same horror!
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 15:18, Reply)
« Go Back