not sure where to start
I've had many minor mishaps involving my lady bits, happily none have involved hospitalisation or making of awkward excuses to Dr's/parents...also, I seem to know a lot of people who have all manner of bad things happen to their most precious of parts.
1. cut myself shaving, in...places
2. friction burns from doing the nasty...what can I say, lube only goes so far...
3. causing friction burns on the manbeast's knob...heehee
4. (not me, but various mates...) Suffering the pain and indignity that is an STD test...this involves a delightful medical instrument known as an umbrella...shoved down the urethra (on both sexes), the end opens up, hence 'umbrella' and is pulled back out, scraping the inside out to get cell sample to be tested. Nasty.
5. Pinching labia on plastic tampon applicator (this was me)...I've done that tons of times, you'd think I would learn.
6. having my snatch ground to a pulp betwixt pubic bone and metal hand-rail on the stairs at school... you know when everyone is trying to get up or down the stairs at once, and everyone is shoving from every direction? Dunno if that was just at my shitty school, or that happened everywhere.
7. My ex getting nasty sounding, painful lump on bollocks...dunno what happened with that, as this occurred after we broke up, haha... though he seems to be still alive, so I'm guessing it was nothing too bad....Bah.
8. Introduction of spooge to delicate nasal passages...this seems to happen a lot.

Length? Girth? bring it on...
(Ryuken-Kai, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 19:11, Reply)