I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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SorryNo knob stories, I was beautifully circumsized by a North London expert at 8 days old and it's been great ever since.
I have had an incredible pain in the arse for the past 8 months though...my manager.
Top tip of the week for young B3tards: you can get free johnnies from your doctor if you just ask for them, as many as you want, honestly. Waay NHS!
During the birth of our daughter however, my poor misses tore her perineum, i.e. the muscle betwixt front and back passages. LOTS of blood. Lovely gyne consultant sewed it up really nicely though. About half way through, a nurse came over and said 'Mrs X needs some help' (or something like that) to which she replied "She can wait, she's a private patient".
Few year later, my vasectomy went without a hitch. I had a general anethetic so felt/smelt nothing. Stiches came out fine, no scars - physical or mental. Had to shave the whole area before hand though, WOW did my bits look big naked! Try it fellas.
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