I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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???Who the hell is doing vasectomies in the UK? Blind amputees with Alzheimer's? General anesthesia, two scars, being held down, stitches, purple black balls and my favourite, testes COMPLETELY OUT of the scrotum?
Usually I refrain from touting America as any kind of shining example, but maybe y'all should come here for your no-more-babies op. Seriously, it should be 20 minutes, a little local, a single inch long scar glued shut and no bruising afterwards.
Seriously. (And where's emadex? He should have some excellent stories.)
Edit: That big yucky hole is at teh top of Manbearpig's buttcrack. My sympathies.
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 13:08, Reply)
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