I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Hot Hot Hot lovin'Back in the dim and distant past, my wife and I merrily rutted away as if our lives depended on it given the slightest opportunity. On a couple of occasions however, while we were both impressed by our staying power, some marathon sessions gave way to some chafing pube-on-knob rubbage that gave me friction burns on my pork sword. Ouch, and as I'm sure I said at the time, ouch again!
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 13:42, Reply)
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