I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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When I was about fifteen(so fourteen years ago), I went on the piss in Exeter with some friends. During the night, in which we hung out under the shelter of the old fish market vandalising the old and unique boat which used to be there, playfights took place and I got kicked in the nuts. When I got back to where I was staying, I found that despite the alcohol, I couldn't lie down in ANY position that put the slightest pressure on them. After an uncomfortable journey home, the next day, I nearly shat myself to discover that the left pod had turned what can only be called 'black grape' colour! I couldn't lie on my front for nearly a week.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 14:24,
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