I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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When I was about 7I was in my roller-skates, being towed along the road by my friend on her bike.
She slammed on the brakes without warning, my tender young ladybits hit the rear parcel thingy on the bike (was a bit old-fashioned - this was 1983-ish..) and I fell to the floor screaming in agony.
I got carried home by my Dad, and had to lie with my legs spread & over the arm of the sofa whilst my Dad & my brothers were banished from the front room so that my mum could inspect me for any damage - just bruising and luckily nothing long-term!
Still hurts to think about it.....!
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 16:59, Reply)
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