I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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"Boob tap"is a game my sister and I play, the object of which is to punch each other in the tits as hard as possible. The element of surprise is key.
Have also accidentally poonjabbed myself.
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 17:25, Reply)
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