Ouch.
A few months back, I got a phone call from an old friend of mine. As I'd not heard from him in quite a while, I was quite pleased to hear him, but he didn't seem quite as enthusiastic. After the typical catching-up chat, I found out why.

He told me that he'd snapped his banjo string whilst having sex with someone that most definitely was not his girlfriend.

I was suitably sympathetic, although I had to apply considerable effort not to burst out laughing as he described how he'd passed out from the pain in a pool of blood and semen.

Anyway, about a month passed, and I got a call from him again. I inquired as to whether his tackle had healed up okay and he told me that it had, but there was now a new problem.

He'd done it again. With the same girl.

I couldn't hold the laughter in this time. Once I'd calmed down I told him that it probably wasn't normal for this to happen twice in the space of a month, and that he should pack himself off to a doctor, but he insisted that that wasn't necessary and that he'd be fine. I guess he was right though, because as far as I know it's not happened again.

Karmic retribution for cheating? Possibly.
(Frank Snow, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 20:16, Reply)