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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Arse Pain
In the good old days when we had the bath in the kitchen (fuck knows - we were poor) my mother had timed a goodly roast to coincide with my getting out of the bath.

She opened the oven door to take the bird out and in my youthful stupidity thought i'd take the opportunity to sit on the nice warm door (it opened top down).

It fucking hurt. for ages.
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 22:08, Reply)

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