I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Escalator calamityIt was great to slide down the centres of the escalators in Liverpool Central station - they were long, brushed aluminium - and very fast. The ideal end to a night of £10 teenage drinking.
However, the bastards put SPIKES down the centre - the result? Next morning discovering my underpants full of blood.
I did try it again the next week though, and had the same injuries again.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 0:14, Reply)
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