
Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
( , Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Now THAT hurt.
Hammer of Justice, I believe you were told that Kidney Stones are worst pain because you'll never experience childbirth.
Childbirth doesn't only hurt while its happening, but hours before it and weeks after it
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 0:47, Reply)
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