I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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manbearpigWhy didn't you get it sewn up you muppet you?
Packing the wound is an evil method. Mind you I have a nice ridge of dodgy scar at the top of my crack now.
By the way... did you know if you get one then you're susceptible for the rest of your days? :)
I live in fear. And the other day I thought I had a new one *shudder*
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 1:05, Reply)
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