I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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PsI slipped down a tree and caught me knackers on a shard protruding branch.
Hence bits out being examined by parents in the back of the car a few mins later.
Bit of blood on the winky :(
Thank feck I was 7.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 1:06, Reply)
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