I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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3rd! Yay!18 year old me at home talking to me mum. The hoover was out and I picked up the plug end and was swinging it by the cord. I had just got it to the speed were it starts to make a wooooooh noise when I lost concentration and the plug gave me the faintest of twacks in my gentleman area. I thought 'phew that could have been painful'. Twas about 3-4 seconds before my world ended. Foetal position on the floor, white lights in the eyes, sick feeling in the stomach and my right nut feeling like it was going to swell to the size of a beachball. Mum just carried on chatting. Good times.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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Wow - a story involving a teenage boy and a vacuum cleaner that doesn't involve cock-hooveringI'm impressed
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and while rolling around on the floor in agony i 'accidently' stuck my cock in the hoover pipemum was not impressed.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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