I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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boredI have spent the last year working away from home, which sounds quite exciting but in reality is truely boring. It has given me the opportunity to experiment quite a bit with the deeper recesses of my imagination, and so in a fit of complete gungho idiocy, I decided to buy one of those ab toner belt things and attach it to my genitals. I thought this might be a great way of automating a process and providing some much needed help during my internet fuelled 2 hour long masturbatorium sessions.
Turns out it's really fucking painful, and exceptionally difficult to switch off in a blind panic. I suspect I detached a retina screaming...
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