I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Deep HeatThe ex-girlfriend fell out of a window in Germany as a teenager, forever more suffered from back pain.
During one bout of bad back attack she put some deep heat on in the middle of the night, then fell back asleep.
Sometime later she felt a bit frisky and grabbed my man parts which were doing the normal morning routine.
It hurt a lot, I still shiver when I see a tube of that shit.
TL:DR Deep heat is not a good choice for a sexual lubricant
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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