I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Don't smoke hash spliffs on the bogHot rocks really hurt when they land on your winky and take about a week to heal.
That's it.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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Done that myself, not recommended.
Interestingly enough, freeze burns sting equally. I found that out after buying a tin of "Wartner" to privately remove a gift that some local bicycle gave me when working away up Newcastle, rather than roll up to the local clap clinic and sit in a waiting room full of people trying not to look at each other.
Mind you, it does say on the tin "not for use on genitals."
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Slappers come in tins now?There's posh. What will they think of next?
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:53,
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I beleive they have perfected "instant slatterns", simply take one out and add plenty of any brightly coloured alcohol....... presto! instant morning after regret
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I concur(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:31, closed)
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