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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Back in the bad old days
of school I was taking a class in small engine repairs. We had work benches slightly lower than a standard counter- maybe the height of the average desk. They were great as you could comfortable work on the engine while standing.

This was also where they brought in cars for students to work on.

One day I was finishing up something on my engine when the teacher called for cleanup time. I was just at the finishing point of whatever it was, so I kept working for a couple of minutes.

My friend Calvin saw me and yelled "Hey! He said to clean up!" And he scooped a double handful of wet snow off of the hood of the car that had been pulled in a few minutes before and lobbed a snowball in my general direction.

All would have been fine, only it landed on the bench and skittered down the length to impact directly in my nadgers.

It took me a week to get him back by pasting him in the chest with a snowball in the middle of class.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:17, 2 replies)
I'm a bit confused
Why was there snow in your classroom?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:26, closed)
Because someone had pulled a car in from the outside to be worked on for Automotive Repair class.
The revenge snowball had to be stealthily brought in behind my back. My ninja attack with it caused even the teacher to crack up.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, closed)

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