I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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A tale from the distaff sideMy sister tells the tale of the time she found a girl slumped in the toilet cubicle at work, sobbing in pain. It turns out that in her hurry she'd spun around to close the door and, being a rather large girl with inadequately-restraining undergarments, her pendulous norks had reacted to the centrifugal forces by swinging out -- with the net result that she managed to slam one of her nipples in the toilet door.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40, 1 reply)
NSFWimg.myfreecams.com/chat_images/u/69/6929c200.gif - accidental waffled nipple.
(Girl in question is accident prone)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, closed)
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