I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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SquashedPlaying squash at the local leisure centre I hit a shot that rebounded straight back at me. I jumped out of the way and rotated as I did so, landing face on to my opponent at the exact moment that he played his shot.
The ball rocketed off of his racquet and thundered into my bollocks at what felt like the speed of sound.
I spent a good few minutes on my knees gasping for air before I vomited.
A bright orange Lucazade Sport coloured vomit.
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 18:48,
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A sight that not many have the privilege to see,this is the colour of your testicles' inner workings.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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