I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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The frenulum bit wasn't what I was talking about...more the key-dangling and topless roller-painting. But maybe that's normal in your household.
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Mine took 'kin ages to healEvery time I thought it would be good to go we went at it again and the blood started off again. The initial snap was the worst bit though and I had no problems knocking one out over her tits as long as I wasn't too vigorous.
While we're on the subject though, my mate broke his knob a few months ago and has just had one of these fitted. An AMS 700 Penile Prosthesis. Goolgle it and search for the images. Horrific.
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