I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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do not attempt to immac the fadgeas the pain is immense
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Advice takenAlthough I discovered that I was allergic to it when I used it on my legs!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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This also applies to ballbagsWell, mine at least
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there's nothing quite like a freshly-shorn scrotum(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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Shorn is fine, but without the outer layer of skin it's really quite exceedingly fucking painful :D(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:02, closed)
i'll take your word for it(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Well you'll have to, Smash...For a start, you haven't got a ballbag have you?
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not that i've noticed :D(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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