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The only tale I want to contribute to this lot involves my brother.
We were up country, doing a little twilight shooting for rocks, and gate latches and prickly pear plants (dangerous game).

As dark closed in, in that rapid way it does when people tell stories like this, the urge to make water overtook my brother. We pulled over in a paddock, next to a fence and he jumped out.

A few seconds later the quiet country night was broken with the sound that most men usually make only a few times in their life, followed by dramatic moaning and swearing.

Apparently the paddock was under quarantine and the fence, tuned up electrified (leaning on it feels like being hit in the back with a pool cue in half second pulses). He had pissed on the fence (obviously) and received a few solid jolts. He described the feeling as being, "like lit up from the inside with hot barbed wire.

True story! (That's why it's shit)
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:47, 5 replies)

but what about the drainage in the lower field?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:01, closed)

Didn't Mythbusters
disprove that one?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:06, closed)

their methodology was pretty shite though.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:09, closed)

Mythbusters
didn't consult me about an appropriate methodology.
There was a famous case of a man who had been presumed to have committed suicide by jumping in front of a train, had in fact pissed on the third rail and died in agony and without intention as he fell in front of the train.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 3:31, closed)

seriously
Try it and post the vid!
The dogs on the farm that have tried it seem not to have enjoyed the experience from what I have seen.
(W3BOPLASTY, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:39, closed)