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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Fucking hell Smash O_o
That made me go all fluttery inside, and not in a good way.

*clicks*

*but really didn't like it*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:08, 1 reply)
hurts like fuck
but you can't rub it better, for obvious reasons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:38, closed)
get a fucking room, wonky tits.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:50, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:02, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:18, closed)
that's nice, dear
but most of us only have 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:36, closed)
and the rest of us don't snag them on door handles.
jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:26, closed)
jesus had holes in his hands, not his nipples
try to keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:32, closed)
Janet's Bovine Secret?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:59, closed)

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