I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
attention seeking
on the internet
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rofl harris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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I should be banned or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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sutin molested by ugly badgers with extraordinary diseases.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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Dressed up as a dog and fingered by the mods.
Hmm, The Shining makes slightly more sense, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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If I hadn't just had a wank about massive nork bruises I'd totally be having one about this.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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