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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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i've been told
about half an hour is normal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:17, 1 reply)
if you're a pussy, ironically enough

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:21, closed)
i have noticed
that the bollock-kick is one fight-winning move that most men won't use
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:26, closed)
Like the inch punch, it works on detail instead of brute force.
It's possible to get kicked in the bollocks and just go "Oof" without it hurting much more than being kicked in the thigh if they miss the right spot.

However, done right, a strong tap in the right place can be crippling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:34, closed)
hit a mate accidentally in the cock with a knitting needle once
haven't heard the end of it since.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:48, closed)
Ho ho ho.
But it's not the cock that's the problem - it's the balls.

And when they're as big as mine, they're your weak point.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:56, closed)
You have a big bollocks?
Can I touch them?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:06, closed)
By "touch" do you actually mean "gently caress"?
If so, get to the back of the queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:22, closed)
He's behind me then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:02, closed)

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