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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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There's literally nothing worse than shameless porkers.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:44, 2 replies)
Oi!
Don't talk about his missus like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:47, closed)
Umm.
I'm a shameless porker.

Needed more flab down the slide.
Once a season I do a "slide session" on some black plastic with water and detergent for my daughters Tee-ball team (I'm the coach, don'tch know!)
Watching me do a bellyflop after all the kids have had a couple of turns is a sight to see, let me tell you.

Might need to put up or shut up now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 6:15, closed)

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