Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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EnduranceI'm sure we've all played this without realising it. But we elevated it to an artform.
Live in a rented student house with a three-piece suite in the front room. That'll seat about five people at a push. Then get enough mates round to make at least eight (or more) people in the house.
Then sit round the table and play cards, or Risk, or whatever you fancy. Some people will have comfy seats, others will sit on the floor and be uncomfortable.
Now the game for the people on the floor is, what can you do/say to make the people in the comfy seats either ashamed enough to get up and make some tea (or buy some Rizla, or perform some other menial task) or trick them into thinking their seat will be safe if they get up for a piss? The instant you get someone to stand up, nick their seat. You are now one of the targets, and you need to keep the seat.
It gets more and more interesting the more stoned you get, and you can start sending people on real guilt trips.
Of course eventually someone is going to have to get up and take a whizz, aren't they?
(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 16:13, Reply)
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