Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Torment the Gouranga FolkYou know those really really annoying BASTARDS who keep hassling you in the street, and always want you to say Gouranga when you refuse to give them money? Well we decided to make a game based on the best way to tell them to fuck off. Some of my better ones were:
"My God's bigger than your god."
"I swapped my soul for a bike, sorry."
"Would you let me lick your armpits for a fiver?"
"Gie's yer jaiket!" (yes, really!)
And one day, having suffered more than usual, I decided to steal the tall guy's hat. He had a Heidi-style hat, complete with bobbles, which was always plastered to his head, so my mates ran past one side, distracting him, while I ran behind and nicked his hat.
We took turns for the rest of the day to casually saunter past him while wearing the hat and see if we could get him to get angry. To his (dubious) credit, he managed to remain calm, if slightly pissed-looking, until we eventually gave it back at the end of the day. We didn't even piss in it - we were nice Glasgow lads :)
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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 18:29,
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