Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Throw a lump of bread off the side of your lunchtime sandwich into the midst of a load of filthy pigeons, preferably in Sheffield city centre. Observe them closely to see which of the vermin 'head' the ball over the predetermined 'line' to score a 'goal'. The person to guess the nearest pigeon to the scorer wins. Only twice has a conversion, worth three points, ever been witnessed. In order to convert the pigeon goal a player must kick the scoring pigeon over the road.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 10:43, Reply)
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