Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Freshers week in halls at York around 1995.
Popped to visit a beautiful girl (Miss X) in the room above mine for a cup of tea, 'fancy a pint', let-me-introduce-myself type chat.
Things going very well until I hear a thundering rumble of footsteps, the door flies open and in bounds Mr Y (over 6ft tall) who shouts "RAGDOLL!" - At which point Miss X groans and goes all floppy, as he picks her up and throws her around the room over and over again.
I simply sit and watch, wide-eyed, as my tea goes cold.
Then Mr Y leaves. Miss X sits back down, brushing the hair from her face, and we carry on talking. Suffice to say that though we got together briefly, Miss X and I, we never played Ragdoll.
Maybe that's why it wasn't meant to be.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 13:34, Reply)
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