Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Superdrug is a shiteholeIts boring as hell and the pay is pish. So to entertain ourselves, i and a few of the other staff invented a few games to pass the time and piss off the bastard customers.
1) This allows you to get your own back on the knob who has just interrupted your conversation with a colleague because they cant find a product. Your job is to deliberately mispronounce the product, and try and get the customer to follow suit, and look like a twat. bonus points for the wilder names.
2) a game titled "did you pay for that?" works a charm with those with young children. Basically, you offer a customer a basket (good customer service) then try and slip as much intop the basket without them noticing. You cannot pre-load the basket before handing it to the customer. preloading rarely works anyway. More points for the heavier and bulkier the item, double points if they actually pay for it, and triple points if the child gets a row or either harrased mother or child cries as a result.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 14:43, Reply)
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