Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Hello could I speak to Mrs Focker?I once worked in telesales trying to sell burglar alarms on behalf of British Gas. I was poor and desperate and still not proud. It really was the worst job ever as the database was always frightened old ladies which you had to harangue into accepting an appointment.
Anyway, to liven up the 12 hour shifts we used to do we invented a rather simple game in which you had to fit in a word or phrase to your sales shpeel without the person on the phone realising.
It started off quite tame like saying words like "Beat off" and "Hand Job", but escalated quite quickly into full phrases like "your hot hairy cookies" and "beware the wild monkeys". Obviously the longer and more ridiculous the phrase the bigger the laugh, and hence points.
I remember this one "oooh I've just come......off my chair, it must be broken".
Vee vee childish, but Vee vee amusing,
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:53, Reply)
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