Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Olympic Temperance TrainingSelect the least relaxed of your friends. Proceed to coach them in calmness, ready for the winter olympics in a few years time.This is done by sitting them down and standing facing their side. Place one hand on the back of their head, and whack them gently but repeatedly on the forehead with the palm of your other hand, counting how many times you do it until they stop you or try to run away. Tell them you'll give up if they get to thrity, or some other number higher than their last attempt. If you've ground them down enough they'll believe you.
It can be even more fun if you slap very fast and count very slow. The outraged shouting is satisfying.
p.s. if they swing with they're left, duck to the right.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:31, Reply)
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