
Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
( , Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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I invented the duck game which is a good game to play in parks. What you do is find a pond with ducks in. Then you each choose a duck and wait for it to dive. When it dives you count the seconds and the person who's duck dives longest wins. It's a game of great skill and ingenuity, especially when I'm winning. When I lose it's just a stupid game of chance.
It's a particularly good game to play with stupid people because they don't realise that only some sorts of ducks dive and keep picking non-diving ducks.
My favourite pond for the duck game is the one in Regents Park where there's a little bridge onto an island.
( , Fri 2 Apr 2004, 11:54, Reply)
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