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I collect varieties of Chilli Sauce. I now have 20 different kinds sitting in my cupboard at home, of which the hottest is Dave's Insanity Sauce (ohfuckmymouthisonfire).

I do use them, though. With every meal of the day, I slap on a couple of litres of the stuff.

Also, useless electronic gizmo's, and old cars (I usually try unsuccesfully to get them running and then sell them for scrap a few weeks later).
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:40, 3 replies)

Dave's Insanity Sauce
is sheer awesomeness. Click.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:55, closed)

Only functioning taste bud
My wife jokes that chilli is my only functioning taste bud as I slather the stuff on everything I can find. I have a whole fridge door filled with various sorts.

It's not true though, my cider taste buds still work. Or possible some people would say didn't work cos I drink it.
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, closed)

If you look in asda
I think you'll find Dave now sells no fewer than THREE types of sauce, of which I believe the insanity sauce is the least strong.
However I'm inclined to believe that if you used this stuff in any quantity, by the time it's worked its way through your intestine it'd be like shitting sulphuric acid...
(berk, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:48, closed)