there was this time
i timed my entry to the store, perfectly. As i shuffled in the tannoy announced that 'all hot chicken products where now reduced'. The delie rotisserie thingmy was right next to the entrance.

I spied 5 bags of chicken drumsticks and thighs, all for just 10p each. I HAD to have them, all. So i did, much to the annoyance of another cheap cunt who was hovering behind me.

Getting home, i looked at the massive pile of chicken flesh i had acquired for just 50p...Say 25 drumsticks and 25 thighs...fuck, thats lots of chickens...

So is shouted the kids down and we proceeded to drool and belch our way through the lot.....

Fuck yer KFC family feasts, fuck it in the ass.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)