Can you plan an impulse buy?
I'm currently waiting for a cheque to drop through the door from The Lovely Mr Taxman. Now this money will come in very handy; I can clear my credit card and pay off a couple of other bills...

However I seem unable to stop checking the prices of guitars (got a few already), laptops (got one), motorbikes (I can't ride) and various other items that will improve my life/make my cock bigger/make me generally become the sexy mother-fucker that I am in my own head.

Very soon I expect to awake with a stinking hangover, unchanged debts and an email from crappeddlers.com with a confirmation of sale for some piece of overpriced tat...

...but a Fender Jaguar would be very nice...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, 3 replies)

Rule 1
You can't have too many guitars - 100% fact!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, closed)

seconded

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, closed)

Oh Noes!
Just counted, Ye Gods I'm down to seven!

Now where's that Larrivee catalogue?

*wanders off drooling*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:46, closed)