Oakley Sunglasses when I was 15
At the time when they had those magazine adds showing a hydraulic ram firing a spike in to them to show how strong the lenses are.

After owning them for a few days my dear friend Matt told me that all Oakleys were officially safety glasses as they could withstand an airgun pellet. Because of this advert in FHM I believed him.

So we shot them from about 20 feet away with an air pistol.

The lens exploded in to many pieces.

Surprised?

Thankfully I wasn't wearing them at the time.
( Peej, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, 3 replies)

haha i remember that
didn't you find them on gwithian beach, or have the drugs addled my mind?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:50, closed)

No you mind is right
so you have ruined my already shit story you utter utter cunt
( Peej, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:57, closed)

i'll ruin you
*lubes up*
*reconsiders*
*dries it vigorously* no lube for you buddeh
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:06, closed)