Playing ‘Switch’
‘Switch’ is the single most expensively pointless drunken game that I believe has ever been invented.

It has very simple rules:

1: Take a group of mates.
2: Go to the pub for lunchtime beers.
3: Get roundly hammered.
4: Get your switch card out.
5: Go shopping.

I woke up once in my bed cuddling a sack of barbeque charcoal.

We didn’t have a barbeque.

I was convinced I had won that game of switch.

Until I found my friend asleep in the lounge.

Next to a brand new wheel barrow, a spade, a fork and a hoe*.

We didn’t have a garden either.





*the gardening type, before anyone says anything.**

**well, I think she was the gardening type, she had dirty knees at any rate

(sorry)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, Reply)