Very good!
*Clicks* for the cheese and biscuits for one section.

This:
"I did actually keep the 'knife' for a while - in some ways it made the most delightful fusion of modern, plastic thermoforming technology with the 'vintage' design style of stone-age cutting tools."

may be the funniest thing ever written on B3ta.

EDIT: I may be unusually sensitive to stone-age tool-based humour because I've just endured 600 pages of "The Clan of the Cave Bear" at my girlfriend's insistence. A more turgid dollop of literary stodge you could not imagine. Still, yours was bloody funny.
( Scrumper, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23, Reply)