Chlorophyll characters, those scallies
One night during my student days in Liverpool I was out with a ladyfriend in the Philharmonic pub. We were just leaving to go back to her place for a coffee and a 'coffee' when a be-tracksuited young man walked up to us.

"Do you want to buy any grass mate? Tenner a teenth."

Well, that would certainly be better than coffee, I thought. "Yes," I replied and got out the money as he reached into his sock and handed me a small, white plastic bag.

We got home and I decided to skin up immediately, knowing that sex while high is an intimate, delicious thing. Only then did I discover something you've already guessed: that I had bought a sixteenth of an ounce of freshly pulled lawn grass. It smelled lovely though, like a summer's day.
( Scrumper, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)