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I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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the appropriate sized drill bit, a pound of mince, or liver, depending on preference. stuff, cavity, with said meat product, step back and admire the glistening gaper before insertion.

the brown eye could be added for additional performance simply by drilling a slightly smaller hale and filling with your own shit. voila, as good as it gets!!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, 1 reply)
Have you actually done this???
Sound far too knowledgable, mate...
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, closed)
yes
I hollowed out a little bit of heaven with a life size model of Jimmy Krankie

I went as far as to drill out a welcoming mouth, i stuffed that with duck and orange pate, for extra deepthroat gameyness!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, closed)

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