Being a girl
means you should all click this cuz Im a girl. And if I win it will make me feel good and I may show you some pics of me, what with me being a female and everything. (Seems to be the thing to do this week).
Seriously though, my boyfriend hates the fact that I fill up the bathroom with bottles and potions. I just can't walk past a shop that sells gloop in a container without buying some. The other day I bought some stuff from the bodyshop that needed to be refrigerated. It smelt like avacado and honey. After I'd had a shower I found my boyfriend spreading some on some toast. I thought about letting him eat some before telling him. But chickened out in the end and stopped him. The last thing I wanted was a boyfriend throwing up all over the place.
(Sweetie, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:01, 10 replies)

Get in the queue sweetie
I'm first in the line for internet pandering this week honey.

;-)

After beckyjsbx of course.
(ChestyLaRue, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:11, closed)

I'm no panderer
just having some fun
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:21, closed)

1st post!
Welcome
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:33, closed)

*sneeks in*
Hello... erm... I think maybe... erm... we should not take it all too seriously...erm... lets all not get too upset about this hey... erm... it is only the interwebs after all... erm... yeah!

At the risk of sounding like a Care Bear or something, can't we all just get along!?

I like your post by the by, well the bit that isn't mean. I once brought a face mask from Lush that smelled of chocolate and looked like chocolate too, you also had to keep it in the fridge... thankfully I explained all to my chappy first, it could have ended badly if I hadn't intervened!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 May 2009, 14:34, closed)

Working in Lush...
Believe me, that face mask gets eaten a lot more than it should do lol...
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:52, closed)

Hahaha...
...that doesn't surprise me at all, it just smells and looks yummy. It does feel quite wrong putting it on your face instead of in it! Nom nom nom!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, closed)

Hilarious.
No really. I mean, with razor wit and satire such as yours you really should be on Channel 4.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, closed)

Haha...
...Slippy D you're my hero!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, closed)

I'm just a man, that's all.
A man with a dream. A dream that all people, all over the world, will be able to get the friggin' joke.

Or failing that, actually manage to construct a proper sentence, with some kind of thought, online.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44, closed)

Aww...
...its never going to happen, but bless you for your dreams! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 May 2009, 17:13, closed)