Never smoke and go shopping
We were all dole scum thinking we were anarchists, sitting 'round my mate's flat one morning getting stoned.

He would not partake, as he'd decided that he was sorting himself out. He'd got his giro yesterday, and today he was going to go to Lidl and spend it all wisely, then come home, cook, and start work on his Magnum Opus.

"Go on - have a bang on that" said we.

"No. I'm being good. I'm sorting it out."

"It's reeeellly niiiice ... " said we.

"You guys are losers. I'm getting myself up and running again."

"Mmmmm ... lovely, lovely gear ... " we goaded.

An hour or so later he returned with several Lidl bags.

"You bastards ... " he moaned. He'd done his whole giro on pretty, sparkly crap - marshmallow flumps, crisps, Haribo, pancake mixture, coco pops, and a copy of Razzle ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:10, 2 replies)

LIES
Lidl don't sell marshmallow flumps
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:02, closed)

Holy crap, really?
Maybe he went to another shop, then.

Or they weren't actual flumps.

they were definitely marshmallowy things, though. They were delicious.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:34, closed)