My then boyfriend spotted a nice platinum/sapphire/diamond ring at a flea market
and pointed it out to me. Oooh, lovely, fits a treat, says I, hey up, we're engaged now!

We're married now so he reckons he'll never stop paying for that particular impulse buy.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, 5 replies)

Nicely done
clicks
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, closed)

I hope you swallowed his muck!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, closed)

I hope he swallows hers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, closed)

you must have very narrow fingers
if you bought a ring in a flea market and it fits perfectly
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:12, closed)

fortune
It will cost him 100 times as much to get it off you!

Silly boy - just don't do it!
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:11, closed)