
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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Y'see my friends go out, get pissed, go to our local 24 hour tesco and walk out with a DVD player, or go on ebay and buy several lengths of rope (yes, really).
I go out, get pissed, go to the same tescos and walk out with a pair of socks, a packet of razor blades, some deoderant and a DVD of Resident Evil:Apocolypse. That did start a short lived habit of going out pissed and buying Milla Jojovich films. I now have a fair size collection of them despite the fact I don't particularly like her when sober.
I will admit though that while it is a crap film, RE:A is a perfect post pub action flick.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, 2 replies)

I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted, put it that way.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, closed)

Wrong.
You will go to hell for that.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, closed)
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